Godless Mom in the Bible Belt

This is my very favorite joke. Warning, it's kind of R rated. (Or at least PG-13)

A penguin living at the San Diego Zoo decides that he is sick of looking at the same four walls everyday so he packs up his bags, throws his golf clubs in the trunk of his car and drives to Phoenix, AZ.

Just as he pulls into Phoenix his car starts sputtering and steaming so he quickly looks around and sees a garage by the side of the road. He slowly drives his ailing car into the garage, parks it and gets out to talk to the mechanic.

"Hello sir." The mechanic says with a smile. "What seems to be the problem?"

"I don't know." Replies the penguin. "It just started acting funny, it's overheating and the engine is making funny noises. Can you take a look at it?"

The mechanic nods his head. "Yes sir, I can take a look at it. It will take me a little while though, can you come back in an hour?"

The penguin agrees and leaves his car in the capable hands of the mechanic. He looks around and sees a strip mall on the other side of the street, so he waddles over to do some shopping. He spends some time at Old Navy and looks around Target. Then, feeling a little peckish he decides he wants a snack. He notices an ice cream stand at then end of the strip mall so he waddles over and buys a cone to eat while he walks back to the garage.

Now our friend penguin wasn't used to the heat in Phoenix so he didn't take the melt factor into account when he purchased his cone. Pretty soon the ice cream had melted all over his face, down his chin, all over his flippers...He was a mess!

He arrives at the garage just as the mechanic is finishing up with his car. The man approaches the penguin with a smile.

"Well sir, it looks like you blew a seal."

"Oh, no." Replies the penguin. "That's just ice cream."


I'll be away from the computer until Monday. I hope everyone has a great weekend!