Godless Mom in the Bible Belt

Okay, I'm a housewife so occasionally I have to wax rhapsodic about something that makes my job easier.

Today's topic? The Mr. Clean Magic Eraser!

Description:
This is a small, white, rectangular product with the feel of a dense sponge.

Purpose:
The eraser can be used to remove marks and stains that would otherwise taunt you with their invincibility.

Things it CAN do:
Remove crayon and marker smudges off almost any surface, clean the old red wine/coffee stains out of the tile grout, scrub the black marks that materialize on any white porcelain sink. Really, the uses are too numerous to list here.

Things it CAN'T do:
Remove the hard water deposits on the glass shower door or the hard water ring around the inside of the toilet bowl. Bummer, I have yet to find anything that really works on those problems.

Comments:
This is a truly remarkable product. I have used it to remove those smudges and marks that always appear and are nearly impossible to get rid of. I only have one problem with this product...Where does the dirt go? I'm convinced that somewhere in an alternate dimension there is another GodlessMom who is scrubbing away with a normal sponge when suddenly new smudges appear out of nowhere. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser has conquered the problem of smudge dimension travel! It's a little creepy.