Godless Mom in the Bible Belt

My Dearest Liz,

Yesterday I sent you off into the world. I watched you wipe silent tears from your eyes then straighten your back and bravely march off into the unknown. I felt such a swelling of pride as I watched that beautiful head of blonde hair disappear through the doorway. I also felt a tiny bit of sorrow as I realized that my baby is truly gone, she has been replaced by a bright, vivacious, sweet-natured little girl.

I feel confident that you possess the skills necessary to take this next step. You have always made friends so easily and your curiosity serves you well. I won't lie to you, there are some painful times ahead. School can be a lot of fun but it is also a place where you will inevitably learn a few tough lessons.

There are a few things I'd like you to try and remember as you enter this new phase of your life.

First, always try to be friends with the kid who needs friends. The popularity game is vicious and pointless, please try to rise above it. Look for the children who fade into the woodwork and do your best to include them and make them feel loved.

Second, listen to your teachers and they will open the door to a whole new level of understanding, be polite and considerate and don't be afraid to ask questions. Aside from your family, these are the adults who will influence you most. Give them the opportunity to earn your respect and you will earn their respect in return.

Third, always perform to the best of your ability. Like your mother, you have a tendency to let things slide on occasion. I have some good qualities, please don't emulate my bad ones!

Fourth, (I can't say it any better than Shakespeare) "This above all, to thine own self be true." I know that you are a kind hearted and generous person. I also know that you have a keen sense of justice and a healthy amount of pride, these qualities will serve you well if you listen to your heart and always take the noble path.

Fifth, while most people you meet will be kind and decent folks, you will occasionally run across an asshole. Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself and don't be afraid to come to the defense of someone who is being bullied. Seek out the assistance of an adult if necessary but do not tolerate unkindness. You have my permission to tell the assholes of the world to go to hell.

Lastly and by far the most important, please remember that Daddy and I are always, ALWAYS here for you. When you are sad, we will dry your tears and help you through your tough times. When you are afraid we will be there to help you confront your problems. When you are happy we will share your joy and when you are angry we will work together to come to terms with life's frustrations. Occasionally you will make mistakes and we will be here to help you learn from them. Whenever you need us we will be here.

I love you very much,
Mommy